Album: Lifting the Lid by DJ O
[Verse 1]
Are you still on a learner's permit?
Because your driving is not a hit,
Was your driving school a coloring book?
Cause I'm wondering about the turn you took.
[Verse 2]
Did you really have to make that spin?
In case you wondered this lane - I was in!
You are two fries short of a Happy Meal,
Let me tell you how I'm beginning to feel:
[Chorus]
There are many things I'd like to say
I hate your driving, I hope you may,
Find the Karma you so much deserve,
Cause this was a straight, not a curve.
[Verse 3]
You drive like you are used to the horn,
I see Minimum Verstappen was born,
I have never seen a car with left right rocks,
Did you find your license in a cereal box?
[Chorus]
There are many things I'd like to say
I hate your driving, I hope you may,
Find the Karma you so much deserve,
Cause this was a straight, not a curve
[Bridge]
I think your car may actually be smarter than you.
You are still changing lanes like you have no clue.
[Chorus]
There are many things I'd like to say
I hate your driving, I hope you may,
Find the Karma you so much deserve,
Cause this was a straight, not a curve.
[Bridge]
May the birds find your car under the tree.
May the cops stop you with every trainee,
That your Windows fog with the hint of rain.
Cause your are the reason for Migraine pain.
[Chorus]
There are many things I'd like to say
I hate your driving, I hope you may,
Find the Karma you so much deserve,
Cause this was a straight, not a curve.
[Bridge]
Please stop driving. You suck at it. Yes your driving sucks.
[Chorus]
There are many things I'd like to say
I hate your driving, I hope you may,
Find the Karma you so much deserve,
Cause this was a straight, not a curve.